Occasion | Wedding, Graduation, Anniversary, Birthday |
Flavor | Vanilla |
Number of Items | 20 |
Unit Count | 20.0 Count |
Brand | Greenfire Custom Fortune Cookies |
Premium fortune cookies, fresh with a hint of vanilla. Bonus box insert: Up for a Challenge? Objective: Work your fortune message into a conversation at the dinner table (or any social setting) without anyone recognizing it was an actual fortune. How to Play: Pass out 1 (or more) cookies to each guest. Everyone breaks and secretly reads their message. If you can work the fortune into the conversation without anyone calling bull for 1 minute, yell "FORTUNE !" Declare yourself a winner [and your tablemates suckers]. WARNING: Nsfw means not safe for work! WARNING: this warning implies we are giving an actual warning. WARNING: Do not eat fortune cookies while operating heavy machinery. WARNING: You may lose your fortune. That would make you unfortunate. Un-fortune-eat. WARNING: Sexy fortunes can lead to pregnancy. WARNING: Cookies must be opened to read fortunes without super vision. WARNING: In case of fire break cookies. WARNING: We don't care what you think. WARNING: Randomness.
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Price | Currently unavailable. | $16.99$16.99 | $19.98$19.98 | -33% $9.99$9.99 Typical: $15.00 | $6.99$6.99 | $14.45$14.45 |
Price Per Unit | — | $4.36 / Ounce | $19.98 / Ounce | $0.83 / Ounce | $0.28 / Count | $0.14 / Count |
Delivery | — | Get it Mar 20 - 25 | Get it as soon as Thursday, Mar 20 | Get it Mar 20 - 24 | Get it as soon as Thursday, Mar 20 | Get it as soon as Thursday, Mar 20 |
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Sold By | — | Miss Fortunes | Sky Ecommerce | Fun-Express | Amazon.com | Homerite |
flavor | Vanilla | Vanilla | Vanilla | Candy | 3-in1 | nut |
size | 20 Count (Pack of 1) | 12 Count (Pack of 1) | 100 Count (Pack of 1) | 50 Piece Set | 25 Count (Pack of 1) | 100 Count (Pack of 1) |
weight | 0.5 pounds | 3.9 ounces | 0.06 pounds | 12 ounces | 0.44 pounds | — |
labeled country | US | US | US | — | — | — |
ingredients | ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, AND FOLIC ACID), SUGAR WATER, EGGS, COCONUT OIL, ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING | Wheat Flour, Water, Cane Sugar, Vegetable Shortening, Natural & Artificial Flavors | — | — | Bleached Wheat Flour, Sugar, Water, Soy Lecithin, Soybean Oil and Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Natural Orange Flavor, Sodium Bicarbonate, FD&C Yellow #5 & #6. Contains: Wheat and Soy | — |
WARNING: Foul language, and offensive insults. We do not take any responsibility for how these cookies are used once purchased. The fortunes in all of these cookies are offensive and not for anyone under the age of 18, the faint of heart, overly religious individuals, uptight individuals.
ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, AND FOLIC ACID), SUGAR WATER, EGGS, COCONUT OIL, ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING
WARNING: Nsfw means not safe for work! WARNING: this warning implies we are giving an actual warning. WARNING: Do not eat fortune cookies while operating heavy machinery. WARNING: You may lose your fortune. That would make you unfortunate. Un-fortune-eat. WARNING: Sexy fortunes can lead to pregnancy. WARNING: Cookies must be opened to read fortunes without super vision. WARNING: In case of fire break cookies. WARNING: We don't care what you think. WARNING: Randomness.
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Learn more how customers reviews work on AmazonCustomers enjoy the delicious and fresh cookies. They find them a great party or gift idea for the holidays or any occasion. However, some customers are disappointed with the inappropriate messages inside the cookies. There are differing opinions on humor, freshness, and value for money.
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Customers like the cookies. They say the cookies taste fresh when received, and they arrive in perfect condition with no broken cookies. The messages inside are hilarious and look just like the real thing.
"...The product is amazing – everything you would expect and a quality fortune cookie. The messages inside are hilarious! I highly recommend this seller...." Read more
"...They were well packaged and arrived promptly and in perfect condition. The cookies even tasted good" Read more
"...What I got in the cool black box did what it says on the tin. Sexy (but still kind of "West Coast urban cynical/snarky") fortunes that made..." Read more
"These cookies (which taste pretty great)..." Read more
Customers enjoy the cookies as a gift idea. They find them fun for parties, hostess gifts, and any occasion. The cookies are delicious and make for good conversation. The packaging is cute with a clever game idea.
"...Definitely recommend this as a great party thing, hostess gift, etc." Read more
"...Cute cookies arrived perfect, none were broken and the packaging was super cute with a clever game idea included...." Read more
"...They’re funny and make for a good conversation. Plus it’s a unique and creative gift. She can’t wait to open new ones every day...." Read more
"Delicious cookies and an easy way to make the friend I sent these to as a gift laugh!" Read more
Customers have mixed opinions about the humor of the cookies. Some find them funny and lighthearted, laughing hard at them. Others feel the humor is not funny, racy, or a waste of money.
"...The messages inside are hilarious! I highly recommend this seller. Oh and be sure to check out her store has quite a few interesting novelties." Read more
"...you lack depth and warmth." Definitely NSFW and yet more offensive than anything else...." Read more
"...Maybe 10 out of the whole 100 we’re not stale. The sayings were funny and used for purpose but had to tell my guests the company sold me stake..." Read more
"...5 cookies in the box and they were disappointing cause the fortunes weren’t very funny...." Read more
Customers have mixed reviews about the cookie freshness. Some find it tasty and fresh, with plastic wrap for freshness. Others report broken cookies or stale ones.
"Sadly these were stale. Maybe 10 out of the whole 100 we’re not stale...." Read more
"Purchasing for event but these fortune were old and stale. Un edible" Read more
"...And they arrived in perfect condition. Each cookie is plastic wrapped for freshness...." Read more
"Every cookie was broken and jokes weren’t that funny, and A FREAKING GIANT SPIDER FELL OUT OF THE BOX!!!!..." Read more
Customers have mixed opinions about the value for money of the cookies. Some find them worth the cost and a great deal, while others say they're expensive for just 5 cookies.
"These are pretty pricey and the fortunes could be almost be used in an elementary classroom." Read more
"...Price and shopping were great sooo I guess I'll give in and order another." Read more
"...I was hoping for more brutal fortunes. The price does not fit what you get but the cookie is tasty." Read more
"Not worth the cost! I ordered them because I wanted them adult inappropriate - This is an example!..." Read more
Customers dislike the content. They find it offensive and not racy.
"...but you lack depth and warmth." Definitely NSFW and yet more offensive than anything else...." Read more
"...Each one has a different funny/sarcastic/insulting fortune...really NSFW, but that is why they are so good...." Read more
"There were 5 fortunes, only 1 was NSFW. I was hoping for more brutal fortunes. The price does not fit what you get but the cookie is tasty." Read more
"Not funny. Not racy. Lame. Embarrassed. Threw all away after 3 opened." Read more
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