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NSFW Fortune Cookies: Inappropriate Edition (Insulting Adult Content) Gift Box (20 Count)

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Size: 20 Count (Pack of 1)
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Occasion Wedding, Graduation, Anniversary, Birthday
Flavor Vanilla
Number of Items 20
Unit Count 20.0 Count
Brand Greenfire Custom Fortune Cookies

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  • NOT SAFE FOR WORK, offensive and insulting individually wrapped cookies, premium vanilla flavor
  • Great for parties, gag gift, birthdays, graduation; warning label included in package that the cookies are NSFW
  • Made in USA
  • Assortment of messages from our list of over 400 fortunes and insults; a couple extra cookies are included just in case one of the delicate cookies break during shipping and handling
  • Cookies come in stylish black compostable gift box, box is carefully wrapped in eco-friendly packing material
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Premium fortune cookies, fresh with a hint of vanilla. Bonus box insert: Up for a Challenge? Objective: Work your fortune message into a conversation at the dinner table (or any social setting) without anyone recognizing it was an actual fortune. How to Play: Pass out 1 (or more) cookies to each guest. Everyone breaks and secretly reads their message. If you can work the fortune into the conversation without anyone calling bull for 1 minute, yell "FORTUNE !" Declare yourself a winner [and your tablemates suckers]. WARNING: Nsfw means not safe for work! WARNING: this warning implies we are giving an actual warning. WARNING: Do not eat fortune cookies while operating heavy machinery. WARNING: You may lose your fortune. That would make you unfortunate. Un-fortune-eat. WARNING: Sexy fortunes can lead to pregnancy. WARNING: Cookies must be opened to read fortunes without super vision. WARNING: In case of fire break cookies. WARNING: We don't care what you think. WARNING: Randomness.

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  • Is Discontinued By Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ No
  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6.4 x 5.6 x 5.4 inches; 8 ounces
  • UPC ‏ : ‎ 899041002711
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Greenfire Products
  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0155QF4UO
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.7 3.7 out of 5 stars 146 ratings

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WARNING: Foul language, and offensive insults. We do not take any responsibility for how these cookies are used once purchased. The fortunes in all of these cookies are offensive and not for anyone under the age of 18, the faint of heart, overly religious individuals, uptight individuals.

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ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, AND FOLIC ACID), SUGAR WATER, EGGS, COCONUT OIL, ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING

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WARNING: Nsfw means not safe for work! WARNING: this warning implies we are giving an actual warning. WARNING: Do not eat fortune cookies while operating heavy machinery. WARNING: You may lose your fortune. That would make you unfortunate. Un-fortune-eat. WARNING: Sexy fortunes can lead to pregnancy. WARNING: Cookies must be opened to read fortunes without super vision. WARNING: In case of fire break cookies. WARNING: We don't care what you think. WARNING: Randomness.

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3.7 out of 5 stars
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Customers enjoy the delicious and fresh cookies. They find them a great party or gift idea for the holidays or any occasion. However, some customers are disappointed with the inappropriate messages inside the cookies. There are differing opinions on humor, freshness, and value for money.

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21 customers mention "Taste"21 positive0 negative

Customers like the cookies. They say the cookies taste fresh when received, and they arrive in perfect condition with no broken cookies. The messages inside are hilarious and look just like the real thing.

"...The product is amazing – everything you would expect and a quality fortune cookie. The messages inside are hilarious! I highly recommend this seller...." Read more

"...They were well packaged and arrived promptly and in perfect condition. The cookies even tasted good" Read more

"...What I got in the cool black box did what it says on the tin. Sexy (but still kind of "West Coast urban cynical/snarky") fortunes that made..." Read more

"These cookies (which taste pretty great)..." Read more

7 customers mention "Gift value"7 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the cookies as a gift idea. They find them fun for parties, hostess gifts, and any occasion. The cookies are delicious and make for good conversation. The packaging is cute with a clever game idea.

"...Definitely recommend this as a great party thing, hostess gift, etc." Read more

"...Cute cookies arrived perfect, none were broken and the packaging was super cute with a clever game idea included...." Read more

"...They’re funny and make for a good conversation. Plus it’s a unique and creative gift. She can’t wait to open new ones every day...." Read more

"Delicious cookies and an easy way to make the friend I sent these to as a gift laugh!" Read more

35 customers mention "Humor"18 positive17 negative

Customers have mixed opinions about the humor of the cookies. Some find them funny and lighthearted, laughing hard at them. Others feel the humor is not funny, racy, or a waste of money.

"...The messages inside are hilarious! I highly recommend this seller. Oh and be sure to check out her store has quite a few interesting novelties." Read more

"...you lack depth and warmth." Definitely NSFW and yet more offensive than anything else...." Read more

"...Maybe 10 out of the whole 100 we’re not stale. The sayings were funny and used for purpose but had to tell my guests the company sold me stake..." Read more

"...5 cookies in the box and they were disappointing cause the fortunes weren’t very funny...." Read more

10 customers mention "Cookie freshness"3 positive7 negative

Customers have mixed reviews about the cookie freshness. Some find it tasty and fresh, with plastic wrap for freshness. Others report broken cookies or stale ones.

"Sadly these were stale. Maybe 10 out of the whole 100 we’re not stale...." Read more

"Purchasing for event but these fortune were old and stale. Un edible" Read more

"...And they arrived in perfect condition. Each cookie is plastic wrapped for freshness...." Read more

"Every cookie was broken and jokes weren’t that funny, and A FREAKING GIANT SPIDER FELL OUT OF THE BOX!!!!..." Read more

8 customers mention "Value for money"3 positive5 negative

Customers have mixed opinions about the value for money of the cookies. Some find them worth the cost and a great deal, while others say they're expensive for just 5 cookies.

"These are pretty pricey and the fortunes could be almost be used in an elementary classroom." Read more

"...Price and shopping were great sooo I guess I'll give in and order another." Read more

"...I was hoping for more brutal fortunes. The price does not fit what you get but the cookie is tasty." Read more

"Not worth the cost! I ordered them because I wanted them adult inappropriate - This is an example!..." Read more

5 customers mention "Nsfw"0 positive5 negative

Customers dislike the content. They find it offensive and not racy.

"...but you lack depth and warmth." Definitely NSFW and yet more offensive than anything else...." Read more

"...Each one has a different funny/sarcastic/insulting fortune...really NSFW, but that is why they are so good...." Read more

"There were 5 fortunes, only 1 was NSFW. I was hoping for more brutal fortunes. The price does not fit what you get but the cookie is tasty." Read more

"Not funny. Not racy. Lame. Embarrassed. Threw all away after 3 opened." Read more

Wow!  Just wow. What an excellent product and extraordinary seller.
5 out of 5 stars
Wow! Just wow. What an excellent product and extraordinary seller.
I ordered these for my Sunday Dinner. When I ordered I was on the edge of being able to get them on time. I reached outta to the phone number in the store and ask if maybe the order could be expedited a bit. Not only did the seller expedite my order that I received in plenty of time but she also added just a little something in the package. She’s very friendly and I love that she was able to accommodate my special request. The product is amazing – everything you would expect and a quality fortune cookie. The messages inside are hilarious! I highly recommend this seller. Oh and be sure to check out her store has quite a few interesting novelties.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2022
    Size: 5 Count (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
    I ordered these for my Sunday Dinner. When I ordered I was on the edge of being able to get them on time. I reached outta to the phone number in the store and ask if maybe the order could be expedited a bit. Not only did the seller expedite my order that I received in plenty of time but she also added just a little something in the package. She’s very friendly and I love that she was able to accommodate my special request. The product is amazing – everything you would expect and a quality fortune cookie. The messages inside are hilarious! I highly recommend this seller. Oh and be sure to check out her store has quite a few interesting novelties.
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    5.0 out of 5 stars
    Wow! Just wow. What an excellent product and extraordinary seller.

    Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2022
    I ordered these for my Sunday Dinner. When I ordered I was on the edge of being able to get them on time. I reached outta to the phone number in the store and ask if maybe the order could be expedited a bit. Not only did the seller expedite my order that I received in plenty of time but she also added just a little something in the package. She’s very friendly and I love that she was able to accommodate my special request. The product is amazing – everything you would expect and a quality fortune cookie. The messages inside are hilarious! I highly recommend this seller. Oh and be sure to check out her store has quite a few interesting novelties.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on October 23, 2016
    Size: 5 Count (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
    So odd. Got these as a gag gift for my husband after 16 great years together. He proposed via fortune cookies so I thought this would be a fun twist. The "fortunes" were so random. One fortune: "You will meet a magician soon. A great magician never reveals their profession." Mildly witty but not in the NSFW category. Then another fortune: "I would call you a c#$!, but you lack depth and warmth." Definitely NSFW and yet more offensive than anything else. So from the bland to the offensive and won't be buying again or recommending to friends.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2016
    Size: 20 Count (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
    Some of these will make your jaw drop, definitely not for the faint of heart or those easily offended or who have a desire to be politically correct- pass on these! But if you want a great fun finish to an appropriate setting meal, slip one of these babies in after the lo mein....

    had no repeats in a box, which was my initial worry- also actually taste a bit better than your standard (boring) fortune cookie!
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  • Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2023
    Size: 5 Count (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
    This year, instead of traditional crackers, we opened these On Christmas eve. We’re a group of 9, ages to 14 to 88. The “fortunes” (and everyone’s reaction to them) were hysterical. They were well packaged and arrived promptly and in perfect condition. The cookies even tasted good
  • Reviewed in the United States on October 30, 2018
    Size: 20 Count (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
    I got these for workshops I hold for mature clients to teach them sex positivity past, you know... a certain age. From the other reviews I've read- looks like the buyers may not have ordered the correct "edition" packs. Greenfire sells many different editions of these that range from a cynically mean spirited "Cards Against Humanity" kind of ethos (which are meant to be offensive on purpose) or the ones I ordered which were the straight up sexy "Inappropriate Edition" pack. What I got in the cool black box did what it says on the tin. Sexy (but still kind of "West Coast urban cynical/snarky") fortunes that made my clients & guests giggle and blush. The cookies all come individually wrapped in the cool NSFW box, and tasted fresh when we ate them, not stale like a lot of other cookies that you get through the mail. I'll definitely be ordering them again!
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    5.0 out of 5 stars
    Sexy fortune cookies that tasted fresh when we got them!

    Reviewed in the United States on October 30, 2018
    I got these for workshops I hold for mature clients to teach them sex positivity past, you know... a certain age. From the other reviews I've read- looks like the buyers may not have ordered the correct "edition" packs. Greenfire sells many different editions of these that range from a cynically mean spirited "Cards Against Humanity" kind of ethos (which are meant to be offensive on purpose) or the ones I ordered which were the straight up sexy "Inappropriate Edition" pack. What I got in the cool black box did what it says on the tin. Sexy (but still kind of "West Coast urban cynical/snarky") fortunes that made my clients & guests giggle and blush. The cookies all come individually wrapped in the cool NSFW box, and tasted fresh when we ate them, not stale like a lot of other cookies that you get through the mail. I'll definitely be ordering them again!
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    4 people found this helpful
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  • Reviewed in the United States on October 30, 2021
    Size: 5 Count (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
    I bought them to trick my friends and have a good laugh. There were 5 cookies in the box and they were disappointing cause the fortunes weren’t very funny. They were not cheap and I was hoping for a bigger bang for the buck:(
  • Reviewed in the United States on October 2, 2023
    Size: 100 CountVerified Purchase
    Sadly these were stale. Maybe 10 out of the whole 100 we’re not stale. The sayings were funny and used for purpose but had to tell my guests the company sold me stake cookies yuck! The thing is the bag they are individually wrapped in seemed well done so it tells me that these probably had been sitting on a shelf beyond it expiry.
  • Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2019
    Size: 20 Count (Pack of 1)Verified Purchase
    1 star for the fortunes, 5 stars for the cookie taste. The fortunes were the important part, so the rating is weighted to a 2.

    The fortunes were so disappointing. I was expecting funny, totally inappropriate and shockingly funny fortunes. Of the 10 we have opened already, not one got even a snicker. We couldn’t even understand some of them and why they would be considered either a fortune, or funny, or NSFW.
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